I'm pretty more than sure that this has been done before, but I'm seriously considering compiling a list of Facebook/Twitter stereotypes.
Things go on in my news feeds that drive me insane and I feel God awful for the people who have to put up with it too. Example:
Girl #1: "OMG, this is like, the third photo I've uploaded of myself this morning, I look so freakin' uglyyyyy. Probz gonna delete but hey ho. Now I'm gonna post some stupid and irrelevant song lyrics in this photo description because I REALLY REALLY want all my mateyz to like this photo. Like all my other ones."
The photo gets about 40 likes. FORTY. Of course she's not going to bloody delete it later. SHE JUST WANTS YOUR ATTENTION, LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY. You might as well rename her as "Troll" in your contact list because that's what she's doing. TROLLING YOU. EVERY. FLIPPING. DAY.
Now we move onto Girl #2. Oh boy, Girl #2 is an ENTIRELY different kettle of fish.
"listening to "Song Title" by My Favourite Singer. love it."
"@myfavouritesinger thank you so much for your wonderful music. it brings me so much JOY. yes, JOY. see, I'm overusing the word JOY because you mentioned it at your concert about 10 months ago. still using it. thank you for being you. xxxxxxxxx"
"grrr wanted to be home early tonight to book tickets for My Favourite Singer's concert. now I'll have to be in the SECOND row. boo hoo. #MyFavouriteSingersConcertOnThisDate"
"yay concert in two years' time! can't wait. love you My Favourite Singer. <3 #MyFavouriteSingersConcertOnThisDate #IUseReallyLongAndIrritatingHashTagsThatBarelyFitIntoTheWordLimitBecauseICanAndImShowingThatImReallySocialMediaSavvyByDoingSo"
Ok. We GET it. You love this person's work, fair enough. For our sanity though, PLEASE STOP VOMITING ABOUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE POST YOU MAKE!
Don't even get me started on RPG Addicts. Pfft, as if they are real RPGs anyway.
"Addict needs your help with her ewe! She's in labour and needs a helping hand to deliver the lambs!"
"Addict needs just ONE MORE recipe to become the best cook in the world! EVERRR!"
"Addict wants some nails and sticky tape to build a mansion! Yeah that's right! A MANSION FOR THEIR MADE UP, VIRTUAL WORLD IN WHAMSHIMBOMBOOBA!"
STUPID PEOPLE MAKE ME SHOUT IN MY BLOGS! X
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